Juanita and the Kids by Ray Stevens Guitar Chords

p If you are looking for Juanita and the Kids guitar chords, you've come to the right place. You can play Juanita and the Kids by Ray Stevens using guitar or guitar. This song by Ray Stevens can also be played by that instruments. =/p p Juanita and the Kids guitar chords has rhythm and included in #1 With a Bullet album. You can also find another musical genres, including jazz guitar chords, country music guitar chords, pop guitar chords, world music guitar chords, and rock guitar chords here. /p h3Juanita and the Kids by Ray Stevens Guitar Chords/h3 written by C.W. Kalb, Jr., and Lonnie CarnealbrbrINTRO: C Fbrbr[C]I got a letter from the IRSbr[F]Inviting me to be their guestbrAt an [C]audit they were conducting just for [G]mebrThey said no [C]need to worry, probably nothing wrongbr[F]Just bring your wife and your children alongbrWe just n[C]eed to clear up a s[G]mall technica[C]litybrbr[C]Now the only problem with an audit isbr[F]My wife Juanita and our 14 kidsbrFriends you [C]cannot believe the refunds they have been [G]worthbrBut it was [C]years ago that I got this ideabrWhen I [F]bought Juanita thru the mail from KoreabrShe's an i[C]nflatable doll, but she [G]came with a certificate of [C]birthbrbrI was a s[G]ingle guy without any deductionsbrSo I c[C]laimed Juanita and what a reductionbrI r[F]eceived with her as my spouse on the taxes I p[G]aybr[C]That worked so well that every year after thatbrI re[F]ported a birth when I paid my taxbrEach kid c[C]ertified by [G]Cabbage Patch US[C]AbrbrCHORUS:brOh Jua[C]nita (Juanita)br[F]My inflatable senoritabrThe [C]IRS wants to take you and the children [G]away (away-ay-ay-ay)brYou and J[C]im and Tammy, Lonnie and Burtbr[F]Farrah, Charro, Michael and KurtbrJan and [C]Dean, Irlene, Louise, Ba[G]rbara and little [C]Ray (little Ray)brbr[F] [C] brSo I d[C]ressed Juanita like the perfect motherbr[F]Velcro'd the children to one anotherbrAnd when we w[C]alked into that audit those people nearly flipped their [G]lidsbrI said J[C]uanita might lay around and never cookbrAnd the [F]children don't clean their rooms and never crack a bookbrBut hey [C]they ain't no different from my b[G]rother's wife and [C]kidsbrbrAnd I got [G]social security cards here for every onebrMy [C]wife, my daughters and all of my sonsbrAll o[F]ffically issued by the government of the US[G]AbrSo be[C]fore you call me down to musterbr[F]Somebody here better think twice busterbrDo you r[C]eally wanna be the one to accuse the [G]government of making a bi[C]g mistakebrbrCHORUS:brOh Juan[C]ita (Juanita)br[F]My C-oh-2 senoritabrThe [C]IRS wants to take you and the children a[G]way (away-ay-ay-ay)brYou and [C]Jim and Tammy, Lonnie and Burtbr[F]Farrah, Charro, Michael and KurtbrJan and [C]Dean, Irlene, Louise, B[G]arbara and little [C]Ray (little Ray)brbrBRIDGE:brThat [G]agent sat there his mouth agapebr[G]Thinking over that government mistakebrAnd how his [G]civil service career could be at its e[C]ndbrbrAnd then he reached for his stamp that said approvedbrAnd said [F]hope the kids do better next year and schoolbrAnd why don't [C]you and the missus drop [G]by and say hello now and [C]thenbrbrCHORUS:brOh Ju[C]anita (Juanita)br[F]My inflatable senoritabr[C]Looks like you and the kids all get to [G]stay (stay-ay-ay-ay)br[C]What's that honey, you need to get home quick?br[F]You say you started feelin' a little sick?brAnd you t[C]hink you might once a[G]gain be in a family [C]way?brbr[C]What's that? You think it might be triplets this time?[F]brJuanita, you are a w[C]onder!brDo w[G]hat? Why, of c[C]ourse we can support your mother!brI even think her [G]moving expenses are deductible too.[C]brDoes she still live in Bangkok? [F/] p If you want to learn Ray Stevens Juanita and the Kids guitar chords, The 5 chords we'll look at are the C major, A major, G major, E major, and D major. The reason we use all major chords is that the minor versions of any of these chords just require tiny adjustments. Each one of those minor chords is completely based on its major counterpart /p p The more you practice, the easier guitar will feel to play Juanita and the Kids. Guitar is hard to learn in the beginning, but gets easier the longer you stick with it. /p